100% Teen Boy!

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Kim Jensen: Stamped Alpha Soup, Stampled Alpha Slab Seris, Everyday Boy, Tag'n Taggage, Seriously Stoked, School Zone Papers
Heather Joyce: The Becca

Slow the fudge down boy! Wasn’t it just yesterday I gave birth to you, you drank from my breasts and I had to hold you on my chest to sleep? Yet now you are literally exploding into a young man before my very eyes! One of my greatest gifts has been navigating this beautiful yet complicated relationship between mother and son. Raising you has been a very serious yet rewarding job. I am so proud of whom you are becoming and strangely excited to see how this next chapter will turn out. As you start in these early teen years, please remember these few things: personal hygiene is always cool. Don’t stink. Keep your clothes clean, brush your teeth, wear deodorant and please shower and wash everything! No one likes swamp balls! Be polite to others. Show respect. Politeness is super cool, even amongest teenagers, I swear! On the point of respect, listen to what others have to say, even if you don’t agree with it. (After all you know everything right?). Shut your door when you do those things…boys do. And for gosh sakes clean up after yourself! Don’t be a dick; this ones pretty self-explanatory and truly covers most points. And most of all, remember you can always come to your mom with anything and everything. I truly do love you and want the best for you!